I received a summons for jury duty on the day of our wedding anniversary. I don’t know how I am expected to do my civic duty and my wifely duty on the same day. Something’s gotta give.
On the bright side, I think they pay $25 a day for jury duty so I can erase any guilt I may have felt for not having my own paycheck. I have been singing that old Enjoli commercial around the house for days:
I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And never, never, never let you forget you’re a man!
I know what you’re thinking, and you’re right. My husband has got to be the luckiest man on the planet.
