So President Obama was on “The View” today. Many called this move “unpresidential”, and I kind of had to agree when I saw him curled up on the couch with the ladies. They looked like a family who all sat on the same side of the restaurant booth. I think this may be what they do with all their guests, but it was really uncomfortable to watch. Take a look:

YIKES. My husband would just die if you put him in that position, with a bunch of women interrupting him every couple of seconds.
Also. [ahem] I hate to be tacky, but as a hard-hitting reporter, it’s my duty to ask the tough questions. So…what the hell is Whoopi wearing? I know she isn’t one for showing a lot of skin, but isn’t this get-up a little over the top for late July? Am I seeing black jeans under the Grim Reaper thing? Come on, it’s the president, for godssake.
I was concentrating on the issues facing our country (“Do you know Lindsay Lohan is in jail?” Joy asked. “Yes”, the President replied.), when everything suddenly flew out of my mind as I spotted THIS:

WHAT IS UP WITH BARBARA WALTERS’ EAR????? Seriously, is that her lobe?? I thought I’d switched to the National Geographic channel there for a second. I know she’s no spring chicken. I am aware that your ears continue to grow your entire life. But seriously. Wear different earrings, Babs. You’re scaring the children.
So, there ya go. You can go out into the world feeling like a responsible citizen, what with all this pertinent political news I’ve provided you. Go ahead and impress your friends around the water cooler.


