Okay, so if you don’t know that I tailgated the Oscars last week then you can catch yourself up here. Here is a photo of me where I feel I most comfortable – on the red carpet! This particular carpet was being rolled out at the Beverly Hilton.
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I know you have a bunch of questions, so I’ll help you out the best I can – although some of my issues have no answers.
Q: Oooo-kaaaaay…why are you wearing a bathrobe?
A: Because I just came from the pool. I know y’all think it rained all day for the Oscars, but it was actually a pretty day.
Q: And what about those loafers?
A: 2 answers to this one – 1)because I can, and 2)I didn’t pack pool shoes due to Delta’s luggage policy.
Q: Ummmm, what about that pose?
A: This is one without an answer. Maybe I was trying to strike a Paris and it went wrong? I dunno.
Q: Uh-huh. And why is the picture sideways?
A: It just accidentally loaded like that and I decided not to correct it, since I typically live my life sideways.
Hope this sufficiently entertained you in only the way that making fun of someone else can.
P.S. I added the tag “sex” because this picture just screams it. You know you want me.
