I admit it – I am a weak, weak person with little or no willpower and I have succumbed to the glorious temptation of refined sugar. With apparently no regard to my New Year’s resolution to eat only healthy foods, I find myself not even halfway through the day having already ingested about 1000 empty calories. See, what happened was this: those evil marketing people over at Keebler put the statement “CHOCOLATE in every bite!” (with caps and everything) on the front of their boxes of chocolate chip cookies. Now how is a skeptic like myself supposed to react to something like that? There is only one thing to do, and that is to prove them wrong and then demand back the money I spent on their inferior product.
So far I have eaten over a half dozen cookies and not come across a chocolate-less bite. Surely there is one to be found somewhere in this package, and I will not rest until I find it.
P.S. These are good with coffee.
UPDATE: I concede to the elves over at Keebler. I am now just a crumb-covered slob in the midst of a post-sugar crash. When I regain some energy, I’m going to really hate myself for this.
