Oh. My. God. Listen to this shiz. We all know my 20th high school reunion is coming up in July (if you don’t know, click here). Well, I got the schedule of events in the mail, and get this: there is a BEACH DAY!!!! I can only assume that this activity was planned by either A)the girl at my high school who won Miss Hawaiin Tropic, or B)a bunch of guys. This has added at least a half dozen more cosmetic surgeries to my to-do list. The nerve of these people! AND the Saturday night deal, the one I bought the adorable silver sequin mini-dress for, is CASUAL CHIC. Even I have a difficult time categorizing sequins as “casual wear”. Damnit.
Who wants to go shopping?
Tags: high school, shopping
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LOL! I’m a guy, and I wouldn’t want to have dress for beach day as part of a high school reunion. For one thing, that would actually require me to go to my my reunion, which just isn’t going to happen anyway. Sounds like a passive aggressive reunion planner!!!
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Chad, do you remember that movie “Never Been Kissed” with Drew Barrymore? Well, YOU’RE NOT JOSIE GROSSIE ANYMORE!!!! Once your mind catches up with all the changes your body is making, you are going to be a perfect ladies’ man because you understand insecurity on a level women can relate to and because you’re a super-nice guy! Anyone who is reading this – you must, really MUST – check out Chad’s journey to reconstruct his life (weight-wise and otherwise) at 30 years old. I promise you’ll be cheering for this guy!
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It’s going to be fine, but I’m stressing too….in boot camp and everything. But I CAN tell you this…..there is no BEACH DAY in my high school reunion future!
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M & I think there will only be a bunch of drunk guys there. And maybe WP or anyone else who by some miracle has a perfect body at our age. You are the warrior with your boot camp and all. I can’t wait to see the results!
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Hey Thanks! I appreciate it. I’m enjoying dropping by here, too.
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I appreciate the thought of a perfect body, but my skinny fat and saggy boobs from breast feeding will keep me in a Mom suit and away from the masses on the beach. I didn’t plan this! The only person I will let me see in a suit is the hubby and the BFF! I will absolutely go with you to the plastic surgeon. I just don’t like needles. Or knives. Or anesthesia. Oh well. Nevermind.
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