Stalking Oscar

January 29, 2010 in Uncategorized | 5 comments

Many of you know that my husband, M, is CEO of a company that is currently restructuring under Chapter 11 bankruptcy. Besides the day to day anguish of job instability, he has endured enormous professional and personal stress before and since making the decision to declare bankruptcy. A less self-absorbed wife might be in the trenches asking what she could do to help, but I am too busy planning my trip to L.A. for the Oscars. That’s right, your friend Subourbon Wife will be on the sidelines (make that the sidelines of the sidelines) of the Academy Awards on March 7! YEA, ME!!!

I figure somebody needs to get to the bottom of all this Brad and Angelina hoopla, and it may as well be me. So on the agenda will be much celebrity stalking and probably some shameless flirting in attempts to meet celebs. Or people who know celebs. Or people who know people who have met celebs. The last time my traveling companion and I were in L.A., we appeared on the “Jaywalking” segment of “The Tonight Show” as the S.L.U.T.S. (Southern Ladies Up To Something). Who knows what we’ll come up with this time? Any and all suggestions are welcome!
As far as M goes, I asked him if he was sure it was okay for me to go on a trip, what with everything going on. He replied that we may be living in a refrigerator box this time next year so I might as well live it up while I can. Hmmmm…what does one wear while living in a box? I think I smell a shopping trip…
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  1. shagraham2801’s avatar

    shagraham2801 on January 30, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    I know you will have lots of stories to tell from your celebrity stalking trip because I happen to be very close with your traveling companion, and she is one hell of a party girl…as long as it is before 10pm.

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    Subourbon Wife on January 30, 2010 at 7:53 pm

    I know. There's no telling what that skank will do.

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